"What shall we call it Tim?"
"The piano, umm, mini. Is this a good spot"
"Yes"
"I say Jane, do you think it will make everyone dance"
"The way it did us. I can't wait to find out, I wish someone would come along"
"I've an awful confession to make, I didn't break it to the family"
"About Mini"
"No"
"They're working so hard  choosing a career for me
They've arranged for me to see some Uncle's"
"How many have you got"
"Four and the one we don't mention"
"Whose the first on the list"
"Uncle Clam, he's on friday"
"What is he?"
"Diplomatic, very diplomatic"

When I was given this high poistion
I pictured myself poor fool that I was
As a wise old powerful magician
A sort of political Wizard Of Oz

At last I thought I'd know for certain
What diplomacy really means
I'd soon bring up that Iron Curtain
Soon be seen behind the scenes

But all my job appeared to consist of
Much to my shagrin and dismay
Was a painfully comprehensive list of
Things I must not do or say

Don't ever ask what job you're on
It's hush-hush
Don't ever ask where the empires gone
It's hush-hush

If you invent a code that's new
Nobody must be able to
Decipher the code, not even you
It's hush-hush

Your safes must be as safe as rocks
And baffle all investigations
Double cross your double locks
And keep on changing your combinations

Always clamber in darkend space
And use a cross to sign your cheques
Never reveal your age or sex
It's hush-hush

Hush-hush
Hush-hush
Hush-hush
Hush-hush

Hush-hush, Hush-hush
Hush-hush, Hush-hush
Hush
Hush
Hush

Don't ever ask who won the war
It's Hush-hush
Don't ever ask what the war was for
It's Hush-hush

If a foreigner comes to say
Especially from the USA
Don't ever say it's a liovely day
It's Hush-hush

When you go to a foreign shore
Take to give you a certain cache
The briefest case you ever saw
And also a semi-detached attache

At Russion teas east you forget
And make a remark you may regret
Write on a Soviet Serviette
???

Hush-hush
Hush-hush
Hush-hush
Hush-hush

Hush-hush, Hush-hush
Hush-hush, Hush-hush
Hush
Hush
Hush

"I don't somehow think I will get a job from Uncle Clam"
"No security is not your line".
